Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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