very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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