those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
high people should be assigned attendants
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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