Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
