I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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