Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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