I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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