Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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