called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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