Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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