I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
