Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
PANTIES FOUND
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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