We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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