For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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