this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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