I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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