So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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