and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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