i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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