Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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