Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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