My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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