her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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