Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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