Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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