I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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