Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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