this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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