So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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