Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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