the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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