12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Ladies don't puke and tell
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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