He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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