fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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