I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my being single is dangerous.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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