Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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