im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the day after is always just damage control
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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