Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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