i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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