I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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