Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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