can we get nightvision for the apartment?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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