Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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