there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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