chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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