I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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