i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am naked and annoyed.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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