your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Damn victory sex feels great
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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