We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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