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(248): View more from Michigan

Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes

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(208): View more from Idaho

the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

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(720): View more from Colorado

well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?

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(619): View more from California

i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out

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(330): View more from Ohio

We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.

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(813): View more from Florida

my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me

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(503): View more from Oregon

still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Two words: nipple clamps

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