She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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