Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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